My messy monsters...ahem...girls...

Let me begin by saying that I ADORE my girls. They are the reason I get up every morning and trudge through every day. They are the reason I smile, laugh and love completely. However, they are also the reason I have hair loss, migraines and a weak bladder. These are only a few of the messes they've made this past week. Most are of little consequence. All are hilarious. Enjoy. Morgan- aka "The Accomplice."

Bailey- aka "The ringleader."

These faces are what make it all ok...

Morgan LOVES cat food. I clean up cat food about 4 times a day. Yes, I close the door. Bailey, aka, "The ringleader" opens it. She says "Morgan likes it in there."

*sigh*

Bailey likes to pick out her shoes, clothes and accessories every day....several times. I LOVE her independence. I do not love the constant wardrobe changes, endless laundry and shoe mess that ensues due to said independence.

This is just round one for the day. She had to have shoes to go with her "naked."

Morgan LOVES the kitchen. She destroys it daily.

And finally, the DVD's. This is how every morning starts.

This is how it looks after about 3 seconds.

Yes, she is proud.

I love my girls! I am going to be sad when they go to school and I don't have fingerprints on my fridge and toys underfoot. I am very aware these days are a blessing and will go by too quickly.... I love being a mom!

I blame her father!

In my opinion, I have two of the cutest children on the face of the planet. Bailey, I believe, is also one of the smartest. She never ceases to amaze and inspire me... Since her third birthday, she has revealed a whole new side of herself. She is hilarious and talkative and speaks her mind... constantly.... I thought I would document some of the crazy and hilarious things she has been saying lately. I don't want to forget these gems!!!

My parents took Bailey out for her birthday dinner. My mom was telling a story about a doctor she works with. The story included issues like "butt-hair" and old age... (Please don't ask...) Bailey, who had been silently enjoying her dinner until the phrase "butt-hair" was uttered, looked at my mom and said, "Grandma, please! I am trying to eat!!"


Brock and I were busily getting the girls ready for a run. Bailey looked at me and said "Mom, I've got one question for you. Are you ready to rock?"

I walked in on Bailey having an in depth conversation with the cat:
B- It's OK Raiden don't be scared. It won't hurt you. You are a dirty boy and you need a bath. You have dingle-berries on your butt."

We were driving home from running some errands. Bailey was looking out the window and noticed some flowers on the side of the road.
B- Mom, do you like flowers?
Me- Yes, I do. They are beautiful.
B- OK. Daddy will buy you some.
Me- He will?
B- Yes! Give me your phone. I'll call him.
(And, yes! She did call him!)

I was driving the other day and a guy cut me off and was dangerously close to ripping off the front end of my car. I called him a jerk. (Which for me is a proud moment...I could have said much worse...)

Bailey hears me and repeats what I've said:

B- Jerk!!

Me- Bailey! We don't say that word. I'm sorryfor saying it. Let's not say it again, OK?

B- OK, Mommy. I sorry. I meant stupid car.

It is in times like these, that I wonder how I am going to be able to outwit this child. Will I even be able to raise her right? I know one thing for sure... I need to start watching what I say in front of her...

Family Time

I don't really have any "post-worthy"news, so I'm just going to post some pictures we took over the weekend. Bailey LOVES horses and the Katy Mills Mall has a Carousel and Train! It is a new family favorite. Bug and Mommy.

Mo.

Love this one!

Morgan's dragon face. I think it is genetic....

My mom got the girls these awesome matching outfits... which I love!! Due to their adorable nature, I decided to attempt to get a cute picture of the girls... These are all of my failed attempts.

The dragon...

Pretty good! Especially with Bailey's potty as our backdrop... (I am so glad Gina is taking our family pictures in a few weeks!!)

Bailey came in the next morning wearing this lovely assemble and holding the camera. She told me I had to take a picture of her. She is so stinking cute!

So that's all we've been up to. I'll post if something exciting comes up!!

Bailey's Birthday Party!

The weekend before Bailey's birthday, we had a Spongebob Carnival!! The kids really enjoyed it and it gave me an opportunity to be as creative as I know how!! My pictures are WAY out of order... but this is not news to anyone... Face Painting.

Bailey and her best bud Cameron at the Sea creature Scoop.

Face Painting Station.

Sea creature Scoop.

Family shot before the party started.

This is at the end of the day when she opened gifts. Love her face in this one.

Some of the awesome cupcakes my super cute hubby made.

This was supposed to be a sea creature scoop. By the end of the day, it was just a place to cool off!

My lovely assistants at the Fishing Adventure!

Bai and some friends.

Face painting! Thanks again, Elise!

Where all the magic happened. Brock, Bud and Marcus made Crabby Patties, Hot Dogs and Shrimp! Yum!!

Jellyfish Toss.

I am really grateful for all the family and friends that helped me get this set up! We had an awesome time. Happy Birthday again, little girl! I hope you remember this, because mommy won't be able to do it again! ;)

Happy Birthday Bailey!!!

Three years ago today, my life changed. I had never before known such joy. Bailey, you are such a gift. Mommy and Daddy are so proud of you and who you are becoming! We love your smile, your sweet laugh, and how gentle you are with your little sister. We love the connection you have with everyone you meet...especially your Grandma's and Grandpa's! You are so smart! We are blown away by the things you know! Thank you for your hugs and kisses, your sweet stories and big ideas. We love you Bailey Rion!! Happy Birthday little girl!!!!

We cannot wait to see who you become and what you accomplish! Happy Birthday Bailey!!

Our vacation!

Because Brock has been busily earning his Masters Degree and in and out of surgery, our family hasn't gotten a lot of vacation time. Brock works really hard (and I get really tired) so when we had an opportunity to go to Utah for a visit, we took it! Mom and Dad wanted to run a half marathon in Park City, so Grandma and Grandpa decided to have a family reunion. We were able to make it up there and we are so glad we did! We had an awesome time! Here are some highlights of the trip! The view from Grandma's front porch.

We got to wake up to this every morning! Gorgeous!!


Bailey and Grandma! I got some awesome pics of Grandpa, too... but they are on my phone... Bugger.

As stated previously, we went up to Utah to cheer mom and dad on at the marathon! They did awesome!! Here is Morgan waiting for them at the finish.

Morgan's favorite cousin, Brandi!

The runners! Don't they look great! This was at mile 8 or so...

The crowd that gathered to cheer them on. We're a handsome group, I think...

Bailey and Erica. She LOVES her some Erica.

Bailey giving high fives. She was a big hit with the runners!

Bailey and Erica. These two make me happy!

Some of the crew at Grandma's house.

Brock and his best bud, George.

We (of course) went to the BYU bookstore, and we HAD to get this hat for Morgan when we saw it.

Morgan and Grandpa! She loves hats....

Bailey and Tae were inseparable again. This is one of the many times they played in the sprinklers.

Good times!

We had an amazing time and are so grateful we got to see everyone! Thank you Grandma and Grandpa for letting us stay with you! The food was amazing and the company was even better! We miss you already!